The Sheet Cult

One day, an incredible thing takes place. A man is dressed only in a white sheet, with two holes for his arms and one hole for his head. The man comes running through the village center, loudly shouting “haleeeeeeeeeeeee!”. Promptly, he is arrested and put in jail on the charge of disturbing the peace.

Some time later, a group of about 15 men – dressed only in white sheets – runs through the village center to the police station, loudly shouting “haleeeeeeeeeeeee!”. They say to the police officer, “We are part of a religious cult who wears white sheets and talk in tongues. You have arrested one of our members”.

Shortly the jailed member is released and the group departs the village as they chant “haleeeeeeeeeeeee!”.